During this COVID-19 season, sanitizing your hands has become an important task – but who said you had to do it like a boring, normal person? This Kickstarter for the PumPiX offers a sanitizer spritzer in the form of a “comfortable, lightweight” wristband. You just need to fill up the gadget’s chamber and it’s good for about 100 instances of you going pretending to go “thwip!” Although, this will make more of a “psshtttt!” sound, followed by you lamely rubbing your hands together.
Or, you could always use it as a handy (heh!) lube dispenser!