This recently came our way via Facebook and, after a bit of sleuthing, we were thrilled to track down the original post, thinking we could actually order this amazing ‘roided out Super Jesus Christ!
It comes with:
- 2 interchangeable heads
- 3 pairs of interchangeable hands
- 1 Cross of the Atonement of Evil
- 1 Boomerang Crown of Thorns
- 1 Trumpet of the Apocalypse
- 1 Spear of the Trinity of Power
- 1 Holy Fire Sword
- 2 Multiplied Fish
- … and the spikes in the hands and feet are made of real metal, while the Crown of Thorns is made from copper wires.
How awesome is that?!
Our thrill was short-lived, unfortunately. We discovered that it was actually a custom-built figure and not a mass-produced item that was available for sale… leaving us devastated.
SO, NOW WE’RE ON OUR KNEES PRAYIN’, “PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN, GOD!!!”
In Super Jesus Christ’s name, ARGH-men!