Ask And It Shall Be Given… So We’re Asking For This Super Jesus Christ!

This recently came our way via Facebook and, after a bit of sleuthing, we were thrilled to track down the original post, thinking we could actually order this amazing ‘roided out Super Jesus Christ!

CUSTOM Super Jesus Cristo!Conteúdo:- 2 cabeças intercambiáveis- 3 pares de mãos intercambiáveis- 1 Cruz da Expiação…

Posted by Léo Customs on Thursday, May 17, 2018

It comes with:

  • 2 interchangeable heads
  • 3 pairs of interchangeable hands
  • 1 Cross of the Atonement of Evil
  • 1 Boomerang Crown of Thorns
  • 1 Trumpet of the Apocalypse
  • 1 Spear of the Trinity of Power
  • 1 Holy Fire Sword
  • 2 Multiplied Fish
  • … and the spikes in the hands and feet are made of real metal, while the Crown of Thorns is made from copper wires.
Pieces, I give unto you.

How awesome is that?!

Our thrill was short-lived, unfortunately. We discovered that it was actually a custom-built figure and not a mass-produced item that was available for sale… leaving us devastated.

SO, NOW WE’RE ON OUR KNEES PRAYIN’, “PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN, GOD!!!”

In Super Jesus Christ’s name, ARGH-men!

Gods at war.

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